May 2013
29 posts
May 25th
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“Obamacare got some very good news on Thursday. In 2009, the Congressional...”
– The Washington Post, “Some Very Good News for Obamacare.” Well, well, well. (via inothernews) Awesome
May 24th
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“The Boy Scouts of America on Thursday ended its longstanding policy of...”
– The New York Times, “Boy Scouts End Ban on Openly Gay Youths” (via inothernews) Very happy that this went through. Now let’s see if it is actually acted upon in practice.
May 24th
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May 24th
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“There is nothing in 5,000 years of economic history to justify the belief that...”
– Chris Hedges (via azspot)
May 23rd
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May 22nd
Scouts await decision on gay membership →
Cub Scout Pack 215 in rural Arkansas is waiting for a vote that could mean big changes for their tiny outfit. Thats because of a decision being made Thursday at the national Boy Scouts of America annual meeting that will have ramifications for their pack and other Scout u & So I was really pissed at a lot of the content of this article at first Long story short it is basically saying...
May 22nd
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Plato's Cave Paintings: attracadactyl:... →
attracadactyl: winneganfake: idlnmclean: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no… One of the paper mario games had you control the princess as an interlude to every new chapter, and you escaped from...
May 22nd
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“Be of service. You are taking your degree into a society dominated by...”
– Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry’s advice to Class of 2013 (via bitchwhoisyou)
May 21st
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Alex Jones: Government "Weather Weapon" Could Have... →
WHAT. WEATHER WEAPON?!?! somebody call Quailman and the Silver Skeeter.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Pretty much just want to listen to the new daft...
and eat Mexican shrimp cocktail all day.
May 14th
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On beating my quarter life crisis
Patting my own back under the cut [[MORE]] So one of my biggest angsty fears in grad school was that I’d wake up at 40 and realize I’d gone terribly off course with my life and blah blah self indulgent mid-20’s etc. Thats’ a thing. That happens.  Then I got out of grad school in 2009, was horrified as it took me like 9 months to get a decent job, and one that...
May 14th
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May 14th
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“[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix...”
– Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty) Look, someone who gets it. (via knitmeapony) That last sentence!
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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Classic comedy
Go to a rock show alone. Lose glasses in mosh pit. Remember that you are 28 and have no business being in mosh pit.
May 11th
May 10th
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Band Name: ChubLife
First Album: Lunch with a Croissant Kicker
May 10th
May 10th
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Spock vs. Spock, On Wheels « Nerdist →
inothernews: thebardofavon: The Internet is doing all kinds of great things for me today. It’s so awesome that I’m really not caring that it’s essentially a car commercial.  :-) Made my day
May 9th
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Hilarious Moments in Modern Workplace...
-Fiance and I impulsively buy a groupon getaway for our honeymoon in November before we clear the time off with our employers, because it is six months away and the groupon is a great deal and is about to sell out and why not? -I send an e-mail to my various bosses first thing in the morning to ask for the time off. -I realize five minutes later that my fiance had already facebook blasted our...
May 3rd
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Lovely work moment
“Yessssss, I just closed the last excel spreadsheet I had open. For the first time this week I am not doing something in Microsoft excel.” Looks out window at wonderful day, sighs contentedly Opens up a google doc spreadsheet of his to-do list, opens up a google doc spreadsheet for his next task.
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
46 posts
Animal Crossing Music →
dogbomber: this site plays Animal Crossing BGM appropriate to the hour, on loop god bless Yessir, this will help a Tuesday.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“Every dollar spent at a locally owned business generates two-to-four times the...”
– Logan Yonavjak, “Investing in Local Food Businesses for Community Health and Wealth” for Forbes   (via)
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Overheard at work
It’s so quiet you could hear a rat piss on cotton.
Apr 25th
Mars Rover Accidentally Draws A Penis →
Apr 24th
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Today!
It’s the first day of riding my bike to work (about a six mile trip) in which my legs weren’t shaking like giant sausage-shaped chihuahuas at the end. This is progress, tumblfriends. 
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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How in the hell
So for the winter I have kept a pair of dress shoes at work, and a set of black socks. I do this so that in a pinch I can wear boots and whatnot, still have shoes here. I’ve kept that up this spring so that I can ride my bike to work.  So this morning I come in, go to put on said shoes and socks. AND AM MISSING A SOCK. How did I lose a sock…AT WORK. It’s not like it got lost in...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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New York State Senator: 'Torture' Boston Bombing... →
wilwheaton: Greg Ball, a state senator in New York, suggested Friday that authorities should “torture” the captured Boston bombing suspect,  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who is a naturalized American citizen and remains in serious condition at an area hospital.  Go fuck yourself, Greg Ball. You’re a disgrace and unfit for public office.
Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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A stranger just told me I look like Wil Wheaton.
I will totally take that. Back in the day it was all Al Bourland from Home Improvement.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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