November 2009
69 posts
Nov 30th
It is a scientific fact
I really like wearing a suit to work and then in the afternoon taking off my jacket and rolling up my sleeves. If I could smoke (a0 I’d probably add that. I feel like a crisp c note.
Nov 30th
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"A new record shop opens in Logan Square"
Have at it, friends. http://www.chicagoreader.com/TheBlog/archives/2009/11/20/a-new-record-shop-opens-in-logan-square
Nov 23rd
It is a scientific fact
I realized this morning that for the past three years I haven’t lived during the fall in a place where I can hear Geese in the morning. There are sounds that make me tumble (ha) directly into warm comfort: Geese, crickets, waves, and something sizzling as it comes out/off of an oven.
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Nov 18th
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“Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that...”
– Albert Rosenfield (via oldtobegin) Increase the Peace - Shelley Winters
Nov 18th
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It might be time to leave Facebook.
sarahroseparty: classicmcconnell: I have just been challenged to a “Real Baby or Fake Baby” quiz. oh god oh god oh god, i want to take that quiz so bad!!! Then look ye upon these cute horrors  http://apps.facebook.com/flixster/quiz?q=1461891&flow=quiz&em.id=1564698026
Nov 17th
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It might be time to leave Facebook.
I have just been challenged to a “Real Baby or Fake Baby” quiz.
Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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chewy Chips Ahoy tastes like shit.
delayprocrastinate: don’t ever get ‘em.  So this raises a pretty good non-stoned stoner question for the afternoon: If human shit tasted like cookies, or anything else that you find totally great, would you eat it? If it tasted like your favorite thing with no bad smell or aftertaste but looked the same and was still produced in the same manner, would you partake?
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
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Good time to buy stock in Space Camp
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33918160/ns/technology_and_science-space/
Nov 16th
Everyone in my office looks like hell
We all had good weekends.
Nov 16th
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Nov 13th
‘Significant amount’ of water found on moon
Remember when douchebags were bitching about obama bombing the moon a month or so ago? “NASA plans to return astronauts to the moon by 2020 for extended missions on the lunar surface. Finding usable amounts of ice on the moon would be a boon for that effort since it could be a vital local resource to support a lunar base.” AWESOME. Full Story:...
Nov 13th
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Nov 11th
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I just mint chocolate cookie ice cream with...
kingofalldetectives: I think I’m going to throw up because it was so good.  Candidate for best very of the year: Mint chocolate cookie ice cream. In a sentence: “Hey guys, I’m going to meet up with Tina later and just mint cookie ice cream until I go blind!”
Nov 10th
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It is a scientific fact
At my last real job students erroneously referred to me as “Professor McConnell”. At my current job I am often mislabeled “Dr. McConnell.” What’s next? Well let’s just say that in 2012 Not-Really-President McConnell will do good work. (alt joke: Faux-Football hallf of fame athlete Ryan McConnell will be doing just fine).
Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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England and the USA, still at war
The outcome will be horrifyingly sweet: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33787552/ns/business-retail/
Nov 9th
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It is a scientific fact
I woke up with a case of existential nausea. Nothing bad happened. There was no event. I just woke up, and for the past two hours have felt like the entire outside world is oppressive in the way that it is depressive. Cures? Anyone?
Nov 9th
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Nov 5th
Depeche Mode in my head
What? Why?
Nov 5th
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