I want to be the toilet paper king
“Want the chance to win $50,000? Audition for your chance to be King or Queen of the Charmin Go Nation. Stop by Buckingham Ballroom anytime between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. CT (Doors close at 4:30 p.m. CT) with a color head shot photograph. Be prepared to answer the following questions: 1. Why do you deserve to represent your state/district as a member of the Charmin Go Nation? 2. To Charmin,...
maxhell: parkour dog is parkour dog! This weekend I am stepping up my dog’s training. He has been getting it TOO EASY.
Trying out the Joseph Gordon Levitt tie/sweater...
I walked into the office. The female security officer gave me the most obvious up-down look I’ve ever recieved, greeted me warmly. My friend Arthur just looked at me and said “I’m proud of you”, pointed and walked away. This could be a thing. Thanks, Joe. (or Joe’s handlers).
Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: the economy as heard in... →
pitchforkreviewsreviews: i was coming up out of the subway on the way to work today and i was listening to the Baths record and i ran into this girl Natalie who i went to school with and i took my headphones off and we talked for a minute and i asked her about some people from college that i know, but she knows them… Most interesting thing I’ve read all week. Worth five minutes if...