You need to be careful when googling how to book a masseuse for a day. I’m looking up gifts for administrative assistant day for our office, but I am thinking they don’t want lady escorts.
Didn’t even have to use my AK.
What the fuck kind of cutesie cookie is this shit. I WANT A FORTUNE.
The empirical facts about a good sunday morning
-woke up slow as the sun came in my window
-short walk with the dog in the brisk spring air
-Hot, slow shower
-Coffee and a fruit danish in window seat of local coffee shop where they are playing Strawberry Jam at a very reasonable volume (the bees, the bees, the bee-ee-eees).
-finished my weekend work in a third of the time I had slotted in.
All this before 10am!
The head of the “Go Green” group for the university I work for, a group that does events for earth day and etc, is named GENE SUNSHINE. If I had to be someone other than this classic mcconnell that I am, I would want to be an academic hippie named Gene god damned Sunshine. Holy hell is that perfect.
That Mike Cera kid might be huge someday. The Trailer: http://io9.com/5502111/first-scott-pilgrim-trailer-makes-us-fall-in-love-all-over-again