Spotlight Marginalia

But I need to say this: Planet Earth (The David Attenborough version!) is like 30 bucks on today’s daily deal. I just… I just want you guys to know about that shit.

“Advanced degree holders earned an average of $83,144 in 2008. In contrast, people with a bachelors degree earned about $58,613 that same year.”

I call bullshit, cnn.com. I know a lot of people with advanced degrees.

I. Call. Bullshit.

link: http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/04/20/census.women.advanced.degrees/index.html?hpt=Sbin

So there is a birthday in the office, one of the nurses brought in strawberries and cream as wellas a cake.

It looks like the first three minutes of a cinemax friday night up in here (wink wink nudge nudge)

Where is my face? I can’t seem to find it BECAUSE IT GOT MELTED OFF LAST NIGHT AT THE TITUS ANDRONICUS SHOW.  God damn what a good spring for shows in Chicago. Japandroids on Friday. They will take this melted face flesh and resculpt it into some joyful, goofy shape.

It is a scientific postscript: At the Titus show my ladyfriend handed me her coat and jumped like a warrior woman into the mosh. She came back three songs later sweaty and smiling like a kid on christmas. Classicmcconnell is smitten, tumblfriends.

fleetfootedfox:

abloodymess:

classicmcconnell:

fleetfootedfox:

I swear I’ve posted this before.  Maybe I only just repeatedly submitted it to thisiswhyyou’refat.

 I haven’t been to Kumas in like two months. Let’s make this happen, people. Tumbltrip2k10: The thisiswhyyourfattening.

remember when i failed at eating this and the waiter gave me the “you fucking pussy” look?

When we were photographing the burgers, there were 4 of us there, and I’m not sure we finished all of it.

 We had just split a serving of the pork fries between 3 of us. Then the slayer came and Owen looked upon it with a mix of fear and determination that I imagine Hercules must have felt when he faced the Hydra, or perhaps the mix of pride and guilt that Zach Braff felt when he was presented with the first box set of scrubs.